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Walter, come off it. You're not even fucking Jewish.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You're fucking Polish Catholic.

What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia!

Yeah, and you were divorced five fucking years ago.

Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? You turn in your library card? Get a new driver's license? Stop being Jewish?

It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE PAST!
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